Favourite Piece Of Chinglish

One of my favourite piece of Chinglish is when Chinese people say "cock" instead of coke. It's quite common since Chinese people can't pronounce coke properly. They don't know that the "e" at the end makes the "o" sound like the "o" in "note", and just saids something that sounds like "cock". It's really funny and it's really common, making it one of my favourite piece of Chinglish.

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